Review of the most anticipated movies of 2017

Is it too early to start talking about movies to be released in 2017? I don’t think so.

So I was trolling online and bumped into a list of “The Most Anticipated Movies of 2017”.
Here are some of them and what I think.
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales- Aren’t we tired of Jack Sparrow already? I know it’s been a money spinner but c’mon guys, isn’t it a little too much?
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter-I like the way they called it “The Final Chapter” to try and con us. They should just give up…Please!
Justice League: Part I– Now this is one I am looking forward to. Batman Vs Superman has got me going already.
Star Wars: Episode VIII– Well, we all knew this was gonna happen. I am a huge Star Wars fan, so I am curious to see this.
Fast 8– They may need to kill another cast member to get me to watch this.
Transformers 5– It’s Transformers, of course I am going to see it.
Jeepers Creepers 3– Do they really need to do a 3rd part? The first part was awesome, but I think we have had enough of it.
Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2– Why call it Volume 2? Isn’t that an exclusive right of Quentin Tarantino?
Friday The 13th Reboot– I know Hollywood couldn’t resist doing this reboot.
Amityville: The Awakening– Another legendary movie for Hollywood to kill off.
Thor: Ragnarok– Hmmmm
Power Rangers– Tsk, Tsk, Tsk
Wolverine 3– I think it’s about time they hung their boots on this one, Hugh Jackman has.
Despicable Me 3– Enough already!
World War Z 2– What, the Zombies come back again?
Alien: Covenant– Why woun’t they just leave these old classics alone? What are they gonna do next, another Planet of the Apes?
War For The Planet Of The Apes– Danm, I spoke too soon.
Maze Runner: The Death Cure– Wait, who is watching this movie that they thought to do another one?
Smurfs: The Lost Village– Sigh!
Beauty And The Beast– Double Sigh!
Dark Universe: The Mummy– Errr, will Brendan Fraser lose weight for this? I hope Imhotep is in it though.
Fifty Shades Darker– I am just gonna watch porn instead.
Jumanji- We have better visual effects now, so yes please! 
Spider-Man: Homecoming– Spidey never fails me.
The Equalizer 2-Really? Denzel isn’t tired of coming out of retirement?
Kingsman: The Golden Circle– Now this I did not see coming.
Baywatch– Please don’t make me laugh! Women running in slow mo with bouncy boobs no longer interests me. I have real women for that now.
John Wick: Chapter 2– Another post retirement movie?
Blade Runner 2– The thirst goes on….
Annabelle 2– Creepy dolls never gets old.
Ascendant- Nobody watches that s***t.
Bad Boys III- It was funny the first time, but not anymore.
Godzilla – It’s like sleeping with an ugly side chick, the first time was okay, the 2nd time was barely there, the third time is just for pity.
So which movie do you wanna see remade? I really think there is no better time to remake “Spawn”.


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