Director : Alex Kurtzman

Producer(s) : Alex Kurtzman, Chris Morgan, Sean Daniel, Sarah Bradshaw

Main Cast : Tom Cruise, Sofia Boutella, Annabelle Wallis, Jake Johnson, Courtney B. Vance, Marwan Kenzari, and Russell Crowe 

Genre : Action/Fantasy

Release Date : June 9, 2017

Music Director : Brian Tyler

Awesome-o-metre : 5.2/10


Tom Cruise is Nick Morton a soldier serving in the Middle East where he and his partner plunder ancient artifacts and sell them on the black market. However, they bite more than they can chew when they inadvertently release Princess Ahmanet (Sofia Boutella), a betrayed Egyptian princess who is hell-bent on bringing Set the god of death to rule over the Earth.

Let me start by saying Tom Cruise is NOT Brendan Fraser. He isn’t as handsome or as funny.

Now that we have gotten that out of the way, I have to say that I am not surprised that this movie is underwhelming as in all honesty I didn’t expect it to better the Stephen Sommers 1999 series that starred Brendan Fraser. The older series had two things which this movie lacked- a real plot and humor.

This movie  heralds the arrival of the planned monster universe or the “Dark Universe” which has “Frankenstein”, Bride of Frankenstein”, and “The Invisible Man” with Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie and Javier Badem already penciled for various roles. So the planned movies puts the writers in a box as they had to lay a foundation for a whole franchise and we know how hard that can be. But why do they have to create a “universe” for everything these days? It’s hard enough for us to keep up with Marvel Universe, DC Universe and DCEU, now this one? I guess those are the money spinners these days but I am exhausted abeg.

Secondly, I think Hollywood is really beginning to underestimate the power of humor in the overall feel of a film. These days, all we have are “dark movies” with brooding characters and shot in a dark hue. This may be the in-thing now but believe you me, such movies never join the greats. Who can forget the banter and chemistry between Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz and John Hannah? Or even the virulence but adorable naivety of Imhotep? Okay, maybe I am comparing two movies from different times with different purposes in mind but lemme just vent.

This film was quite short on imagination and plot but I guess it’s because it tries to lay groundwork for a new franchise. I have seen a lot of reviews bashing it but I don’t think it’s that bad but it gives me cause to worry for the future of the franchise. The film started at a frenetic pace and I expected the pace to endure till the end but it started to slow down and finally crawled towards the finish line. The evil Princess whom I expected plenty action from was just doing too much talking and not enough butt kicking.

Unlike a number of people, I wasn’t disappointed because I didn’t have high expectations of this film. Talking about disappointment, I was also upset by the absence of the Scarabs as I was really craving some carnivorous insects crawling under people’s skins (literally) but all we got was just some harmless spiders. Mschewwwww.

Conversely, my 2 things that pleased me in the movie was the crashing aircraft scene which features in the trailer, even though the scene wasn’t novel but I liked it. Another thing i like was the way princess Ahmanet slaps people. The girl doesn’t punch or hit, she just bitch slaps anyone who dares her.

This film pales in comparison to its predecessors but still makes for passable entertainment. I would liken it to flavored water because it isn’t water neither is it juice so it’s somewhere in the middle. But don’t take my word for it, why not click here and get a movie ticket and go see it for yourself?

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  • Always a pleasure reading your revues. Though I wonder why such a low s ore on the awesome Metre for a Ton Tom Cruise movie.
    Guess I need to watch and be the judge.

  • First of all , Tom Cruise is THA MAN and Brendan Fraiser is not in the same class abeg. (Sorry just had to get that outta the way. Lol). But I agree basically with your thoughts, I felt there was just sooooo much emphasis on building this ‘Dark Universe’ and In as much as I have no issue with it since it seems to be the in-thing now, still you gotta deal with the movie at hand first and they didn’t just do enough of that. But I still want to see what they do with this Universe though.

  • To be very honest, Tom Cruise is the only reason I would like to see the movie and largely not because it’s a reboot. Movie Reboot these days have been quite off the mark. The crashing aircraft scene was reportedly a live stunt involving Tom and knowing fully well Tom takes his stunts quite seriously, is a basic reason for wanting to see the movie. Let’s hope other movies in the new franchise wouldn’t be as underwhelming as you claim but I’ll take your 5.2 anyways. Lol.


  • I have Never watched the one that starred Brendan Fraser, so this would be intriguing and much as it would be entertaining for me.



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